UK web development · from £29/month
Websites without the b*llocks.
Proper small business websites, built fast and priced honestly. Zero upfront cost. SEO, AI search training, UK hosting and monthly updates included. Live in 5–7 working days.
10% off until October — from £26.10/mo. Because we're new and we need the business.
- £0
- Upfront cost. Ever.
- 5–7 days
- From brief to live site
- 41%
- Of searches now run through AI. We build for it.
Bloated agencies vs basicbitchsites.
Same outcome. Wildly different invoice.
The bloated digital agency
basicbitchsites
Three packages. No surprises.
Everything included on every plan. Pick the number of pages you need.
The Solo Basic
Single-Page Pro
£26.10/mo£29
Then £18.85/mo after 12 months. Cancel anytime.
- 1 high-converting page
- 1 monthly update
- SEMrush SEO built-in
- Full AI site training
The Standard Basic
5-Page Growth
£35.10/mo£39
Then £25.35/mo after 12 months. Cancel anytime.
- Up to 5 custom pages
- 3 monthly updates
- SEMrush SEO built-in
- Full AI site training
The Extra Basic
10-Page Authority
£62.10/mo£69
Then £44.85/mo after 12 months. Cancel anytime.
- Up to 10 custom pages
- Unlimited minor edits
- SEMrush SEO built-in
- Full AI site training
Loyalty pays.
Stay with us for your initial 12 months and you automatically move onto a monthly rolling agreement at 35% off. No renewal price hike, no lock-in, cancel anytime. We're not going to make you haggle with some basicbitch on the phone while your bill quietly climbs so someone can buy a new jet.
Need a domain?
- Buy a new domain for me£29.99
- Transfer a domain I already own£9.99
Marketing add-on
A Chartered Marketer (MCIM) for hire — brand, logo design, strategy reviews.
- Website review£99
- Website & brand marketing review£199
The truth is: we're new.
We're new, we're building our reputation from zero, and we'll need your honest review and feedback to help refine us. That's exactly why the pricing is what it is. Tell us what's rubbish — we'd genuinely rather know.
What's under the bonnet.
We train AI on your website
Over 41% of all web searches are now produced, guided, and answered by AI. If ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Google AI Overviews can't read, understand, and extract your business data, you are practically invisible. We configure structured JSON-LD schemas and crawlable data hierarchies directly into your build, so AI answer engines quote and recommend you instead of your competitors.
SEMrush SEO optimisation
Most developers install a free plugin, type your company name into two boxes, and charge you £500 for 'SEO onboarding'. We run your niche through SEMrush, map real commercial search queries, structure your H1–H3 hierarchy, and tune your technical metadata to get you found on Google where it actually matters.
Managed UK hosting & SSL
Enterprise-grade UK cloud infrastructure with 99.9% uptime, automated daily backups, instant SSL encryption, and high-speed loading times that keep both human visitors and search engine crawlers happy.
The 12-month zero hostage clause — and loyalty that pays
We loathe hostage agencies. After your initial 12-month term, you can stay on our hassle-free hosting at 35% off on a monthly rolling agreement — cancel anytime — or we export your entire clean codebase to any host of your choice with 100% free migration assistance. No exit penalties, no renewal price hike, no passive-aggressive breakup emails.
Marketing add-on: a Chartered Marketer on hand
Need more than a website? A Chartered Marketer (MCIM, The Chartered Institute of Marketing) is available for hire to help develop your brand, design a logo, give straight advice, or review your current marketing strategy. £99 for a website review, £199 for a full website and brand marketing review.
Domains, sorted
We'll buy and configure a brand new domain for a one-off £29.99, or transfer one you already own for £9.99. Registration, DNS, SSL and email-ready records handled properly, with no downtime.
Stop paying for someone else's foosball table.
Two minutes on the form. A straight answer back, usually the same day.
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